MAIL CORPS CUSTOMERS PLEASE NOTE!!
- We will deliver any package, any date, time and place provided you pay the deposit.
- No refunds will be given unless cancellation of the delivery happens a week before scheduled delivery. Special exception is made if the cancellation is sent by pigeon.
- Our delivery system is 100 percent guaranteed.
- Under no circumstances does a package contain something that may deliberately cause harm and or cause endangerment to one of the mailman. If such a transgression happens YOU WILL BE LIABLE.
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Language warning. Some swearing in comic.
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